August 2010
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Grammar Nazi File #1
I need to attend a social function which involves mingling with my high school classmates tomorrow, and while they’re great people, there’s this one girl I can’t won’t be able to look in the eye because of the amount of grammatical errors in her Tumblr just makes me all judge-y. Every time she’ll look me in the eye tomorrow, all I’ll be able to think about is...
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So my friend just asked me to describe my 'ideal...
because, to paraphrase her words and highlight what they connoted, I’ve only ever crushed on celebrities and my opinion is untainted by any real relationship which means my ideal man is truly still “ideal”. Umm, thanks?
But since she’s a good friend who needs another A, she gets away with laughing at my aloneness. Besides, I need practice to hone my writing skills for...
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Why I'm in Ma1 and Janvic is in Ma11
My QPI is really 2.6 apparently. Because I wasn’t supposed to add Ma1’s 3 units along with the rest to divide with the raw number because Ma1 is a basic subject, duh.
So yeah. My QPI is 2.6! Which is already heaps better than 2.3.
Hahaha, so much for graphics and everything.
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So our advisory marks were released today
and because I have anal retentive tendencies, I computed for my so-far QPI:
2.3 might be a nice average in UP or UST (I think) where the highest possible grade is 1.0, but here in Ateneo, our highest possible grade is 4.0, like GPA’s abroad which may or may not have been the influence of American Jesuits (I was probably asleep during the INTACT session where they explained all of this)....
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Things I don't want to do right now
Post Lab for Physics. Shit son, I’m the Art Management major here! Aren’t you MIS lot supposed to be better at MS Excel? Why did you even major in that if you can’t make a simple fucking scatter graph and use auto-number crunching MS Excel functions?
Walang Sugat reaction paper. How do you say, “Walang Sugat is the theaterical equivalent of a romantic popcorn movie which...
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Fuck, Kill or Mary: Football! (and True Blood!)
Aren: ANSWER THIS. FUCK, KILL OR MARRY: STEVIE, CRON, OR. OR. OR. UMMMM. ERIC NORTHMAN. AND NO, YOU CAN'T KILL YOURSELF.
Me: I'd kill Eric. No, I'd kill Cron. Because I don't want to touch him. Then I'd marry Gerrard. And fuck Eric.
Aren: I was about to say, "OMG SO YOU'LL EITHER FUCK OR MARRY CRON."
Me: Then I'd kill myself.
Aren: I JUST SAID YOU CAN'T KILL YOURSELF THO.
Me: I FINISHED IT ALL BEFORE KILLING MYSELF THO.
Aren: YOU CAN'T KILL YOURSELF THO. YOU'D HAVE TO LIVE WITH MARRYING STEVIE, AND FUCKING ERIC, AND KILLING CRON (WHOM I KNOW YOU REALLY REALLY LURVE).
Me: I DON'T REALLY REALLY LURVE CRON IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD BB
Aren: WHATEVER
Me: I don't want to fuck him, he's like a bag of communal diseases! D:
Aren: MAPAPAAMIN DIN KITA. I agree with communal diseases tho.
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tweet2soon-deactivated20110126 asked: Hi Lara! I can't see the follow button on your page, how can I follow you? :)
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There are days
when I rack my brain, sifting through my reason, wondering why I ever subjected myself to taking another sem of Physics.
Today, when I have to accomplish a seriously really hard problem set by Friday and ace a long test on Wednesday (how blindingly optimistic of me), is one of those days.
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I got a B
for the Lit paper I had condemned to C paper-ness after I finished cramming for it at 2 am. I should be relieved except Ivery (my Lit prof) admitted to us that she pitied most of the class who got a C and just very much refrained herself from slapping on D’s or F’s on our generally thesis statement-less, directionless, sometimes idea-less papers. Which sets the bar pretty low. If the D...
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The Awkward Penguin Chronicle
Last Sunday, I ordered a top from my friend’s friend’s Multiply business. My friend’s friend didn’t reply immediately so I legitimately thought the Internet must have died when I clicked on Send and just decided to forget about it, the top isn’t all that great anyway, and there are other ways to spend P 250.
So from then to earlier today, I’ve spent my...
“Even if I could have believed in the communist ideology, I could no longer...”
– Lieutenant Mamiya, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
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Must Do's:
Pass this month’s Physics long test. I’m aiming for at least a C. But I guess I can settle for anything but an F, which is what I got last time.
Participate in org activities! Don’t pass on Lit Soc discussions! Okay, I admit I have ulterior motives here because there’s this guy in Lit Soc that I really like. But hey, that’s Freudian psychology for you. My sex...
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-paintedsarcasm asked: HAY GURL HAAAAAY.
SO.
How many Fernando Torres pictures am I gonna have to post to make you forget about your ~~expensive Ateneo tuition for a while and get you to watch the Liverpool v Arsenal game? :D?
SO.
How many Fernando Torres pictures am I gonna have to post to make you forget about your ~~expensive Ateneo tuition for a while and get you to watch the Liverpool v Arsenal game? :D?
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Give my life meaning →
Loljk, I’m just bored.
But seriously guys, the only thing in my messages right now is a URL to a picture of Lionel Messi.
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TUMBLR DATE YALLS.
beyaaaaahh replied to your quote: Grabe, dati akala ko ine-exaggerate lang ni Bea…
HAHAAHHDSKJFSDK MAKE MIKA GO TO ATENEO AND LET US ALL ~HANG OUT~ PLEASE.
Yes please. I’d like her to see Janvic IRL. =))))) When are you guys freeee?
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“Grabe, dati akala ko ine-exaggerate lang ni Bea Sigua yung neediness ni Janvic....”
– My sister while watching my IM conversation with Janvic
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While talking to Janvic and Ana about shifting...
Janvic: Ikaw, magshi-shift ka ba?
Me: I'm thinking of shifting to Development Studies.
Janvic: So you're shifting from one unpopular course to another. Ang hipster mo.
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Really, I don't mind
One of the things that irritates me the most about my blockmates, lovely people that they are, is that they can’t seem to comprehend that there are instances in my life when I really don’t mind being alone. This isn’t to say that I prefer being alone all the time. Having lunch with them is actually a riot, even if it means I have to endure Miko laughing with his mouth wide-open,...
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I hate going to the dentist
because however sweet and possessing of old woman charm my dentist is, she still puts a drill in my mouth and has a poke around. She also tells me to please not jerk away from the drill if something hurts and just kindly make an exclamation expressing my discomfort instead.
There are times when I want to just snap at her and tell her that I can’t help it, I’m not the exclaiming sort...
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-paintedsarcasm asked: COFFEE, TEA, OR MESSI?
(I just had to)
(I just had to)
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wideeyedskies asked: WTF YOU ENABLED YOUR ASK. YOU FUCKING SELL OUT.
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beyaaaaahh asked: YOU FINALLY HAVE YOUR ASK OPEN!!!!!!!!!!! To make this a question:
Do you like bread?
Do you like bread?
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Amuse me →
Because I need more reasons to procrastinate and answering questions from my friends pretending to be strangers seems fun. Now please just ask me a question before I die of shame or drown in my own hypocrisy.
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Something to keep in mind tomorrow:
There is life after the UPCAT.
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Whatever, you're not even worth it
I have Physics Lab every Monday from 2:30 - 4:30 PM and it comes after PE, so as you can imagine if you’ve been following my blog for quite a while (HAHA, YEAH, ALL FOUR OF YOU!), that I usually come in this particular class with a not-so-great mood. I have three Lab groupmates that make up our harmonious-enough group of four and we get along quite peaceably to measure falling things, all of...
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“One day an invitation arrived at their house. The prince was celebrating his...”
– My favorite line from James Finn Garner’s “Cinderella”, a part of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories: Modern Tales for Our Life and Times.
July 2010
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Proof of my incompetence as a human being #2
Relevant nuggets of information:
I have a Lit paper to do
It’s due by 8:30 tomorrow morning
I haven’t even read the story
And I’m typing this entry instead
Me right now:
(OH FUCKING FINE I’LL SAY PEPSI)
